Emperor Baby Fist must be loving all the attention he is being showered from all over the world, I thought scornfully.

I imagine it doesn’t matter to that man-baby if the attention he receives is a positive one or the opposite. As long as he is the centre of it, he loves it all the same. Annoyingly, I ended up watching a summary of the inauguration on Channel 4 news last night. I really didn’t want to but it was almost impossible to avoid a glimpse of that self-tanned face because the ceremony was front-page news. I guess I will have to grit my teeth and face the reality since the unthinkable has happened and nothing can change it for sometimes. Why should I stop watching TV just in case Emperor Baby Fist appears on the screen, wagging his (short) finger? I can’t always avoid unpleasantness and indeed I shouldn’t. I should confront it and rise above it. That is what I am going to do.

Yes, Bella. I give you a permission to rip him apart…

Also, I have “Liked” all the Facebook pages which are lambasting and ridiculing Emperor Baby Fist. Ha!

Kaori by Kaori Okumura